Competition in the Neighborhood

To my new friends and my cousins:

So here's the deal now. I went for a walk the other night and saw my boyfriend. Oh, yeah, I don't think I've mentioned him before. His name is Leroy and he's a bassett hound. Very good looking and the only dog I've met that I didn't want to fight. When he sees me coming up the street, he lays down and rolls over. What a wimp! That's why I like him, though, because I'm still top dog when he's around. Anyway, I saw him the other night, but this new dog, Lily, was in her driveway and she saw him, too. She's a Rhodesian ridgeback. Everybody says she's beautiful and I think Leroy thinks so, too. He ignored me and started barking at Lily and she barked back. Then, I went berserk and barked myself silly, right in front of Leroy! I think I scared him. My short-lived romance may be over. I'll keep you posted.

Love,
Tina

P.S. Went to Petco today and tried on a bunch of bustier's (harnesses in dog talk). My mommy couldn't find one she liked. Got a snack and got to sniff a bunch of good-smelling stuff.