Something is Wrong with these Birds

Macy and Sammy,

I had a crazed bird land on my windowsill a few days ago. I kept beating on the window, but the stupid thing wouldn't fly away. It was hanging on for dear life and looking right at me. Very creepy. I don't know why this bird didn't understand that this is my window, my windowsill, my street, my grass, my house, my dog bed -- I guess you get the picture. The bird was an invader into my territory.

Anyway, I banged so hard on the glass that my mommy called my daddy and he went outside and picked up the bird and put it in a tree -- one of my trees!! They said it was a baby and couldn't fly. I don't care what it was. It was in my yard and looking at me in my window.

I wish someone would give me some pizza. I didn't get any and I didn't even hurt the little bird. You could say I made so much noise that my daddy rescued it and put it back in the tree. I think I should get a reward for that and pizza would be perfect.

I don't always understand these humans we live with!

Love,
Tina